My daughter was home sick today from school so we spent the day hanging out together. She asked if we could play Super Mario Bros. on the Wii, something we hadn't done in a while. Mario was my game back in the day, so of course I said, "Sure!" As we were playing she said the following:
"You know that Princess Peach really should do something more than just say thank you for saving her. I mean really after all these levels. She should at least make us some sandwiches or something."
If I had had a drink in my mouth at the moment she said that, the liquid would have squirted out of my nose from laughter.