This conversation with my daughter that took place on December 26th. Keep in mind this happened before I had proper levels of caffeine in my system and while I was still in my bathrobe. Mom? Yes sweetie. Can we put together my Lego Dolphin Cruiser? Uh-okay sweetie. Daughter quickly runs and retrieves box with the Lego Dolphin Cruiser in it from under the tree. She brings it gleefully into her bedroom. I get my camera and decide to document the process of putting it together. I open the box and several bags of Lego blocks fall out and not one, but two instruction books. What?!! Two instruction books! That's when I look at the box again and one very important detail sinks in. 612 pieces. What have I done? Daughter laughs maniacally.